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“Grampa, why don’t you tell us a story. You’ve led an interesting life.” – Bart Simpson “That’s a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies . . . ” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson Happy Birthday Dan...
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“Find Waldo Yet Again . . . Man, he’s just not trying anymore.” – Bart Simpson Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!
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“There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.” – Patty Bouvier
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Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Behold mighty Caesar, in all his glory!” – Homer Simpson
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“Happy birthday, Bart!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Thanks, Grampa!” – Bart Simpson “Where’d you get all the money?” – Marge Simpson “The government. I didn’t earn it. I don’t need it. But if they miss...
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“Now, kids, instead of candy I thought I’d serve an array of healthy, fresh fruits.” – Marge Simpson “Ohhh.” – Kids “Fruit is nature’s candy.” – Marge Simpson
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“Do you sell toys?” – Homer Simpson “We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.” – House of Evil Owner
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Bonus Quote of the Day
“Homer, what’s wrong?” – Marge Simpson “That doll tried to kill me.” – Homer Simpson “I’d say that the pressure’s finally gotten to Dad, but, what pressure?” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Dan...
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“Dad, we did something very bad.” – Lisa Simpson “Did you wreck the car?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Bart Simpson “Did you raise the dead?” – Homer Simpson “Yes.” – Lisa Simpson “But the car’s okay?” –...
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“Smithers, this is a golden opportunity. If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead, we’ll sell monkey stew to the army.” – C.M. Burns
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Reading Digest: Ranking ToH Segments Edition
“What kind of show you got for us, Mr. Burns?” – Reporter “Well, the ape’s going to stand around for three hours or so. Then we’ll close with the ethnic comedy of Dugan and Dershowitz.” – C.M. Burns...
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Behind Us Forever: Treehouse of Horror XXV
“Stupid party, wish we was trick or treatin’.” – Bart Simpson The annual Halloween episode tends to be pretty bland in the hands of Zombie Simpsons, and this year was no different. The first story...
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“My baloney has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name it’s H-O-M-E-R….Ahhh!” – Homer Simpson
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Reading Digest: Play Reviews Edition
“I’m dreading the reviews, I can tell you that.” – C.M. Burns Last week I mentioned that the post-apocalypse Mr. Burns play was opening in London. Well, London being something of a theater loving...
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Behind Us Forever: Days of Future Future
“Bart, you cast the wrong spell! Zombies!” – Lisa Simpson So, was this episode the Futurama crossover or not? I didn’t see Fry or Leela, but there was a beer swilling robot and lots of inter-species...
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“Do you sell toys?” – Homer Simpson “We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.” – House of Evil Owner
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Animation Alley: Treehouse of Horror III
(this episode was directed by Carlos Baeza) After two years of Marge in front of the curtain with her earnest word of warning, here Homer steps in, childishly goading the audience. But first, a...
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Bonus Quote of the Day
“Homer, what’s wrong?” – Marge Simpson “That doll tried to kill me.” – Homer Simpson “I’d say that the pressure’s finally gotten to Dad, but, what pressure?” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Dan...
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“Dad, we did something very bad.” – Lisa Simpson “Did you wreck the car?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Bart Simpson “Did you raise the dead?” – Homer Simpson “Yes.” – Lisa Simpson “But the car’s okay?” –...
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“Smithers, this is a golden opportunity. If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead, we’ll sell monkey stew to the army.” – C.M. Burns
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