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Quote of the Day
“Hey, I heard we’re going Ape Island.” – Carl “Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.” – Lenny “Candy Apple Island, what do they got there?” – Charlie “Apes, but...
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Paging G.E. Smith (Updated)
“So then his wife comes through the door!” – Homer Simpson “So?” – Bart Simpson “Did I mention she was dead?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Lisa Simpson “Well, she was. And she hit him in the head with a...
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Why Teevee Sucks (The Book)
“Mr. Blackheart?” – Lisa Simpson “Yes, my pretty?” – Mr. Blackheart “Are you an ivory dealer?” – Lisa Simpson “Little girl, I’ve had lots of jobs in my day, whale hunter, seal clubber, president of...
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Zombies Never Die
“Chapter Eight, let’s talk zombies. If a zombie bites you, you become a zombie. You must walk the Earth feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken.” – Bart Simpson It’s official,...
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Reading Digest: Marge Costume Edition
As I’m sure everyone knows, Monday is Halloween, and while there were lots and lots of previews for Sunday’s Zombie Simpsons episode, you will find none of them linked below. Why bore yourself more...
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Quote of the Day
“Hey, who’s this ‘Homer’ dude?” – Captain Otto “He’s either a fifty foot prehistoric ape, or a tourist trap concocted by the Ape Island Jaycees. Either way, we’re going ashore.” – C.M. Burns
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And the Children Were Silent
“That doll is evil, I tells ya. Evil! Evil!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Grampa, you said that about all the presents.” – Marge Simpson “I just want attention.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson I happened to find...
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Quote of the Day
“Smithers, this is a golden opportunity. If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead, we’ll sell monkey stew to the army.” – C.M. Burns
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Quote of the Day
“Dad, we did something very bad.” – Lisa Simpson “Did you wreck the car?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Bart Simpson “Did you raise the dead?” – Homer Simpson “Yes.” – Lisa Simpson “But the car’s okay?” –...
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Bonus Quote of the Day
“Homer, what’s wrong?” – Marge Simpson “That doll tried to kill me.” – Homer Simpson “I’d say that the pressure’s finally gotten to Dad, but, what pressure?” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Dan...
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Animation Alley: Treehouse of Horror III
(this episode was directed by Carlos Baeza) After two years of Marge in front of the curtain with her earnest word of warning, here Homer steps in, childishly goading the audience. But first, a...
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Quote of the Day
“Do you sell toys?” – Homer Simpson “We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.” – House of Evil Owner
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Behind Us Forever: Days of Future Future
“Bart, you cast the wrong spell! Zombies!” – Lisa Simpson So, was this episode the Futurama crossover or not? I didn’t see Fry or Leela, but there was a beer swilling robot and lots of inter-species...
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Reading Digest: Play Reviews Edition
“I’m dreading the reviews, I can tell you that.” – C.M. Burns Last week I mentioned that the post-apocalypse Mr. Burns play was opening in London. Well, London being something of a theater loving...
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Quote of the Day
“My baloney has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name it’s H-O-M-E-R….Ahhh!” – Homer Simpson
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Behind Us Forever: Treehouse of Horror XXV
“Stupid party, wish we was trick or treatin’.” – Bart Simpson The annual Halloween episode tends to be pretty bland in the hands of Zombie Simpsons, and this year was no different. The first story...
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Reading Digest: Ranking ToH Segments Edition
“What kind of show you got for us, Mr. Burns?” – Reporter “Well, the ape’s going to stand around for three hours or so. Then we’ll close with the ethnic comedy of Dugan and Dershowitz.” – C.M. Burns...
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Quote of the Day
“Smithers, this is a golden opportunity. If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead, we’ll sell monkey stew to the army.” – C.M. Burns
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Quote of the Day
“Dad, we did something very bad.” – Lisa Simpson “Did you wreck the car?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Bart Simpson “Did you raise the dead?” – Homer Simpson “Yes.” – Lisa Simpson “But the car’s okay?” –...
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Bonus Quote of the Day
“Homer, what’s wrong?” – Marge Simpson “That doll tried to kill me.” – Homer Simpson “I’d say that the pressure’s finally gotten to Dad, but, what pressure?” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Dan...
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